hey americans... have something over here that will deflate the huge american ego.. lol! dont take affense coz i guess it takes all kinds to make the world!
Only in America..... .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America..... .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
3. Only in America..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy (not for long) people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America..... .do people order double cheese seburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and chain their pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America..... .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America..... .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America..... .do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering..
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Love this!! Nice work ladies!! We are a funny country. I can't explain the crazy things we do, but you need to find the humor in everything!! Thanks for the laugh!
Um I live in New Zealand and we have everything you just mentioned....just letting you know.
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